Showing posts with label Sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sex. Show all posts

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

The Informers - a very bad movie


We didn't remember much of this movie, although we knew we'd seen it before because we gave it one star on Netflix. No change there. There wasn't so much a plot as just a poorly-written slice of life of a group of super-unlikeable characters from L.A., one of whom was the lead singer in a band called The Informers. We have no idea what the connection to the band ( if any) the rest of the characters had. We both kind of expected everything to come together at the end the way Crash or 21 Grams did, but it just seemed to end. A plot never emerged, nor was it ever clear which of the many look-alike (even naked) cast members was meant to be the sympathetic character.

Perhaps because of its purported connection to a rock band and its abundant drug references, this film resembles nothing so much as a remake of The Wall for the MTV generation. Except it has heron plus coke instead of heroin plus acid, and everyone is Pink.

Our Winona had a small-ish part as newscaster Cheryl Moore, who is having an affair with a divorced-but-about-to-get-back-with-his-wife jackass. She wasn't bad in the part, but it was such a bad movie overall that she had no room to shine. This is also the first movie we have seen in which a character has a television job, but it does not in any way relate to the story. Perhaps there are some scenes of News Anchor Noni on the cutting-room floor, where a better editor could have turned this into a two-star movie. We'll never know.

Check out the plot keywords on the imdb site (pubic hair!). We can't think of anything more accurate. There really was an awful lot of it.

Final Verdict: One Croquet Ball (even though IMDb fans give it 5.1/10)

 

Monday, February 9, 2015

Sex and Death 101


As the title and the poster art imply, this is Noni in a smoldering role -- a most fatale of femmes -- but she is not given quite enough room to make this film her own.

Roderick Blank (Simon Baker) is, for reasons never made clear, fated to bed 101 women over the course of his life, while an unknown number of men around the world are fated to die at the conclusion of trysts with a mysterious woman. The fates are personified by three men in grey suits, whom Blank pesters endlessly for details about what will happen next and what it all means.

Eventually we realize that the paths of Gillian De Raisx (a.k.a. Death Nell, a.k.a. Our Noni) are destined to cross, but not before Baker's character exhausts every clichéd male fantasy in the book with impunity and abandon.

A few moments of introspection and many moments of cleverness make this film a bit better than its premise deserves, but not a lot better. For our final verdict, we had to review our standards carefully. This is good enough for non-fans, but does not quite reach the second tier of Noni's work.

Final verdict: three croquet balls.